It’s B-O-L-O-N-E-Y.
A fried bologna biscuit. Hardee’s couldn’t have picked a better recession era snack. It’s the kind of product that makes you feel like you’re saving money by spending money to buy it. How Nuevo Pobrecito of you. And bologna is so charmingly retro. Even the word “bologna” is comforting. Except for all that silly talk about saturated fat and sodium. When are people going to wake up and realize that now that we’re all poor, it doesn’t matter what kind of crap we eat? In the meantime, how are we going to advertise this nutritional nightmare? Hummmm….
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